发朋友圈有意思的短句文案英文（152条）

发朋友圈有意思的句子英文

1、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

2、It doesn't matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.

3、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。

4、I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.

5、Freshmen's opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.

6、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。

7、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。

8、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。

9、The deepest night, the most hair.

10、I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.

11、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神。

12、Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.

13、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。

14、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨。

15、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。

16、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！

17、A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.

18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。

19、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨。

20、爱就一个字，我没做一次！

21、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。

22、I've given up breakfast since summer vacation.

23、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。

24、你若安好，我便备胎到老。

25、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。

26、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

27、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。

28、Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

29、Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.

30、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。

31、What qualifications do you have to say I am fat？ What did you treat me to eat.

32、It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.

33、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。

34、Don't panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.

35、People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.

36、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！

37、I was afraid of being hurt. I wrapped myself up.

38、The secret of youth is to have a restless heart.

39、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！

40、If you want to live in the world, you'd better be a bachelor！

41、Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.

42、The people I like are all on the hard disk.

43、Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be chopped to death.

44、网课我真的听不进去，网恋我可以试试。

45、你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

46、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。

47、I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.

48、Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.

49、I'll beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date？

发朋友圈有意思的句子英文 篇二

50、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。

51、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。

52、All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.

53、Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.

54、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。

55、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装。

56、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。

57、有情人的过情人节，有敌人的过狄仁杰。

58、Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.

59、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。

60、Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.

61、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死。

62、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。

63、我害怕受伤害，我把自己包裹起来。

64、If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.

65、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。

66、Valentine's day for lovers, and di Renjie for enemies.

67、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。

68、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。

69、Don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie！

70、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。

71、Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

72、Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

73、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！

74、Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.

75、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。

76、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

77、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。

78、Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.

79、If you're OK, I'll spare the tire till I'm old.

80、There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.

81、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。

82、Other people's money is my property.

83、That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.

84、When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

85、Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

86、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发。

87、I'm not supposed to eat at my age.

88、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。

89、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？

90、I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.

91、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦。

92、生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖。

93、我练过气功，可以把人气死。

94、格式化自己，只为删除你。

95、I really can't listen to the online class. I can try online love.

96、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

97、If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.

98、You said it was cold, I said it was cold heart.

99、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。

发朋友圈有意思的句子英文 篇三

100、Money is not a problem, the problem is no money！

101、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走。

102、I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing！

103、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。

104、Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.

105、保持青春的秘诀，是有一颗不安分的心。

106、Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.

107、If you use the beauty trick, I will.

108、You're all funny. I'm stupid.

109、Format yourself just to delete you.

110、Come back quickly, I can't come alone！

111、Love is just a word, I didn't do it once！

112、My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

113、Tired？ Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.

114、Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.

115、If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

116、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。